Tuesday, January 11, 2005

It Isn't the Carpet

Dear Jefferson,

We have received noise complaints from residents near your apartment. In order to respond to the complaints, I will need to inspect your apartment to ensure that you have the proper amount of carpeting. Please contact me at the office to arrange for the inspection.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Roger Manly
Manager

1 comment:

Librarian Babe said...

*chuckle* Sounds like you'll have to hand out gags at the next party. If so, I'm definitely coming! (Not ball gags though, they hurt my jaw. I'll bring my bit gag. ;-)