Friday, March 30, 2007

Fleshbot and Spring Fever

This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot surrenders center stage to the exhibitionists, those show-offs who enjoy posing and being watched, even in the most compromising of positions.

Speaking of show-offs, look at me! Look at me!

I’ve already given you Lily’s story of her first orgy at my place. Those of you who enjoy stalking me will also find me leaving ThatGirl with a favorable impression, and enjoying a sweet hug with Cody.

And am I mistaken, or is that slutty Suzanne Portnoy flirting with me?

Maybe she’s got Spring fever.

Which reminds me: the pigeons are roosting, the dandelions are peeking through, and New Yorkers are wearing lighter shades of black. That means Spring is here, and with it comes my annual call for a Spring Fling.

That’s right—maybe you could be Jefferson’s sweetheart.

Two winners—one female, one male—will be chosen. For three whirlwind weeks this spring, each of these lucky winners will be treated to all the fine loving Jefferson can muster.

Of course, three weeks can lead to more. Last year’s female winner was Avah, and Cody won for the boys (there being no more suitable candidates among the biological males). Both are still around a year later.

You want long walks, quiet conversation and sweet kisses? Say the word.

Need to feel the lash now and then? It’s yours.

Hungry for the flesh buffet of an orgy? Help yourself.

You decide what you want. Jefferson will take care of what you need.

To be considered, send the following to onelifetaketwo@gmail.com.

1. A recent photograph.

2. A description of yourself, including experiences and interests.

3. A brief text outlining why you should be chosen as Jefferson’s spring fling.

Remember: you can’t win if you don’t apply.

Good luck!

Contest remains open until winners are announced. Must be eighteen or older to enter. Winners must live in the New York City region, or relocate at their own expense. Previous winners need not apply. Void where prohibited.

Many will enter, few will win.

8 comments:

Tom Paine said...

Given all the ways to find sex in this world, I think I prefer to keep my blogging life and my sex life separate. But you're doing a great job of handling it, so that would prove it can be done.

Suzanne Portnoy said...

Slutty, moi??? I think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black, don't you? And anyway, so what if I am....

Jefferson said...

See above, Suzanne.

Applications are now being accepted.

Cody said...

You're an idiot.

...can I watch?!

Cody said...

Oh, Lord-- I had initially skimmed the post, bypassing the part about my "winning" your stupid contest.

You constantly bother me.

I will remedy this, make no mistake.

Someone's Boy Unit said...

Where the hell are you finding 3 weeks to spare on 2 people? I have trouble finding 3 days a month to give to anyone new.

- Josh J

MsBehavn said...

Let me just say that right now, it sucks not living anywhere NEAR New York!

The Provocateur said...

Wow. What a brilliant idea. I think you are my new hero. (I'm not saying I'm going to steal your idea, but...)