We were in line for the bus when Lillie noticed an advertisement on the bus stop.
“Dad, why is that lady wearing a chain?”
She’s wearing a chain, honey, so that Daddy won’t think about Daniel Craig quite so often.
The life of a parent, and pervert, in New York City.
When told by my wife that our fifteen-year relationship was over, I found that everything in my life was upended. I took solace when friends and family pointed out I was no longer responsible for her personal happiness, just my own—and that of my four children.
I went into marriage as a bisexual kid, suspicious of monogamy. I was a good husband, and played by the rules. Now I'm single again, and wondering if I didn't have it right back then.
This blog picks up my new life in progress—the life of a parent, and pervert, in New York City.
Photograph by Adrian Buckmaster Photography. New York, NY. July 5, 2015.
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I went into marriage as a bisexual kid, suspicious of monogamy. I was a good husband, and played by the rules. Now I'm single again, and wondering if I didn't have it right back then.
This blog picks up my new life in progress—the life of a parent, and pervert, in New York City.
Photograph by Adrian Buckmaster Photography. New York, NY. July 5, 2015.
(c) 2004-2019. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.
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7 comments:
Perhaps this will help:
http://mancrush.com/mc/unit
Why, exactly, would you want to think about Daniel Craig less often? norby
Uhm, hello? Didn't I claim the following boyfriends?
* Peter Sarsgaard (in person, and when he plays you in the movie version)
* Ewan McGregor (all Star Wars and Moulin Rouge versions, thanks)
* Daniel Craig (007 version. You can have the Layer Cake one)
Thanks for letting me clear that up.
Besides. *You* can actually go out there and grab another Brit in real life. *I* cannot. ;)
Now, let me return to my little daydreams of the above mentioned brunette and 2 blonds and add my own brunette so I have matching pairs. :)
Bridget needs some special "alone" time now.... ;)
ABG:
I find that the Pillow Book Ewan McGregor is generally preferable to all other versions, with Velvet Underground Ewan a close second.
Interestingly enough, though, Ricci's character is chained as an attempt to curb her sexually compulsive urges. Doesn't seem to be working for everyone else, though.
that's some damn fine biblical medicine right there.
or so i've heard...you know, according to samuel l. jackson.
Christina Ricci kind of looks like Taylor Hanson...
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