Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Sapphic Erotica

When you join Sapphic Erotica via this site, you help to support One Life, Take Two.

Now I get it.

A little older, a little wiser, and finally I understand the appeal of girl-on-girl action.

Time was, I would fast forward through the lesbian scenes in porn films, waiting for the inevitable moment when a man would open the bedroom door to ask, “Say, what are you girls up to?”

But nowadays, with so many women licking on each other in my own bedroom, I have come to fully appreciate the visual appeal of donut bumping. Many is the orgy where I raise a hand to the men to say, “Boys, please . . . dicks down for now. Let’s let the bean flickers be.”

If you happen to go for the younger girls—you know, the ones who may be lesbians until graduation—then I recommend Sapphic Erotica. It’s all about the girls, with nary a man to come knocking.


Anonymous said...

Lesbian until graduation! I taught you that!

And, no, I'm not one of em!

Lioness said...

Meh. If I want to see ladyfolk getting it on, I want to see DYKES, not that girl-on-girl, totally-made-for-straight-men stuff. Of course, -being- a dyke would probably have something to do with that. Honestly, though, once you've seen real live lesbians fuck, you know that long-nail cunt-pumping, tongues-in-the-air french kissing stuff is just total bullshit. That being said, though, if it turns you on - go for it.

Anonymous said...

"Let the bean flickers be.."
That's great. I want a tshirt.

Anonymous said...

Those were my sentiments exactly as well, Lioness.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I couldn't agree more. While it's cute, it's not erotic for me at all. While those nails might feel good on my back or in my hair, it's doing nothing for me down below.

Zora said...

Not only are those not lesbians, they aren't even into it.

marcus said...

and excuse me for being so blunt, but you, my friend, are a true whore.

"When you join Sapphic Erotica via this site, you help to support One Life, Take Two.

Now I get it."

yeah. now i get it.