My friends at Babeland wrote to tell me of recent troubles.
That’s “trouble” with a capital “T,” and that rhymes with “G” and that stands for “Google.” Turns out that the six hundred pound gorilla was nibbling gnats and chewed up some wires that tanked Babeland sales.
Awful, right?
Well, the Babelanders turned gorilla goofs into gorilla juice by allowing yours truly to run a fire sale. The “Share the Love” promo even includes a contest, in which some lucky buggers could win awesome whatsits to stuff into their wazoos . . . maybe even this way-out gizmo.
You can tell ‘em Jefferson sent you by whispering a secret word at checkout—come closer . . . closer . . . okay, it’s “babelandten”—which saves you ten percent on everything, even sale items.
No need to thank me. Just selflessly sharing the self-love.
Visit Jefferson’s holiday wish list at Amazon, brought to you by Pee-wee Herman.
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2 comments:
Did you get that cone thing? I would definitely want to try that with you.
I love that I read that not as "babeland ten" but as "babel and ten". It makes it even better that I'm writing a paper on Christianity . . . too bad it's not on language too.
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