Monday, August 28, 2006

Fleshbot, Porn and Toys

This week at Fleshbot, my Sex Blog Roundup focuses on one-hit wonders: the one-night stands and odd-jobbers that leave us wondering if once is ever enough—or was it one time too many?

Figleaf and Meg were each in town this weekend, which was all the excuse that our doyenne Viviane needed to convene the Perverts' Saloon. Our little community of New York-based sex bloggers continues to grow—so much so that when I looked around the room, I realized I had been naked with only about a third of the assembled perverts.

Of course, we don’t get naked at the Saloon. We keep it above board, socializing while eating scones and finger sandwiches over the most delicious teas. If you are a tea afficianado, drop a line to Selina. I don’t know where she gets this stuff, but it makes you understand why nations used to go to war over leaves.

Dacia talked with me about the summer film shoot that will result in her debut as a porn director. Mind you, we're not talking about Dacia’s debut as a porn actor. That was Psychocandy Volume Four, the film she showed us last week.

I know, it’s hard to keep up.

Here she is on set, at left, directing her talent.



Dacia’s new film, The Bi Apple, concerns a group of bisexuals who convene at a New York apartment for orgies and other shenanigans (yeah, like that ever happens). I suspect I’ll be burning up the rewind and play buttons for the scene with Trixie and Tucker, a loving, sexy couple who know how to use their toys.

The Bi Apple is due out later this year from Adam & Eve.

And speaking of toys, I’ve added goodies to my collection courtesy of some very fine folks.

The Rabbit Lady has sent me a Rabbit of my very own. It’s a real beaut—and can I mention, it’s waterproof!

My friends at Intimate Gifts have also contributed a number of items to the house toy chest, and their contributions are ongoing. See that pretty button at the top of my blog roll? Over there at the left? The one that reads "Adult Toys?"

Every time you use that button to buy an item—toys, books, videos, condoms, you name it—Intimate Gifts kicks back a little sum’n sum’n to your pal Jefferson. So when you get off, you can take extra pleasure in knowing that you are helping to keep me in bourbon and bacon.

As for my new toys, I’ll be reviewing them in upcoming posts. Any volunteers to be my guinea pigs?






3 comments:

Mitzi said...

(Cyber Hand raise)

Gimme some spice please.

Anonymous said...

"I realized I had been naked with only about a third of the assembled perverts."

Heh. That made me giggle.

Anonymous said...

The interests of scientific investigation clearly demand that I sacrifice myself and volunteer to join you in testing sex toys. Repeatedly. You know, because science is all about ensuring that you get the same results each time...lol.