Friday, March 24, 2006


Spring Fling 2006

Daffodils are coloring, birds are nesting and squirrels are pairing off.

It’s springtime in New York.

Can’t you feel the stir in the air? That little something that makes you long for a spring fling?

This contest is for you. Maybe you could be Jefferson’s sweetheart.

Two winners—one female, one male—will be chosen. For three whirlwind weeks this spring, each of these lucky winners will be treated to all the fine loving Jefferson can muster.

You want long walks, quiet conversation and sweet kisses? Say the word.

Need to feel the lash now and then? It’s yours.

Hungry for the flesh buffet of an orgy? Help yourself.

You decide what you want. Jefferson will take care of what you need.

To be considered, send the following to

1. A recent photograph.

2. A description of yourself, including experiences and interests.

3. A brief text outlining why you should be chosen as Jefferson’s spring fling.

Remember: you can’t win if you don’t apply.

Good luck!

Contest remains open until winners are announced. Must be eighteen or older to enter. Winners must live in the New York City region, or relocate at their own expense. Previous winners need not apply. Void where prohibited.

Many will enter, few will win.


Wandom Chihuahua said...

Pwease, awre Dogs awowd to entur?

5465421546 said...

Too bad I live so far away..

Chrissy said...

Clicks my heels of 3 times. *I'm in New York* *I'm in New York* *I'm in New York*

rynngobragh said...

sigh and me in Denver....

Anonymous said...

Good Lord couldn't I use 3 weeks of lovin'.


dirty girl said...

I'm always in the wrong city at the wrong time!

Josh Jasper said...

Tempting, but I'll be out of the city until May.

"Elena" said...

I ought to win on the basis of my pesto alone. C'mon, pesto. And "Antonio." Yeah, I'd be one fine fling.

Will said...

Hmm...I have class on tuesday nights, so it's been awhile since I've had some Jerfferson lovin'. That includes the lovin' you've convinced others to give me. I think I just might apply.

Marla said...

I never technically won a contest but i did shimmy my way into your heart previously - does this rule me out :(

Damn rules.

Amber said...

I had my three days of loving, courtesy of Jefferson and friends, almost a year ago - and I can attest that it was well worth it! Good luck to all the contestants... may the best man and woman win!