Spring Fling 2006
Daffodils are coloring, birds are nesting and squirrels are pairing off.
It’s springtime in New York.
Can’t you feel the stir in the air? That little something that makes you long for a spring fling?
This contest is for you. Maybe you could be Jefferson’s sweetheart.
Two winners—one female, one male—will be chosen. For three whirlwind weeks this spring, each of these lucky winners will be treated to all the fine loving Jefferson can muster.
You want long walks, quiet conversation and sweet kisses? Say the word.
Need to feel the lash now and then? It’s yours.
Hungry for the flesh buffet of an orgy? Help yourself.
You decide what you want. Jefferson will take care of what you need.
To be considered, send the following to firstname.lastname@example.org.
1. A recent photograph.
2. A description of yourself, including experiences and interests.
3. A brief text outlining why you should be chosen as Jefferson’s spring fling.
Remember: you can’t win if you don’t apply.
Contest remains open until winners are announced. Must be eighteen or older to enter. Winners must live in the New York City region, or relocate at their own expense. Previous winners need not apply. Void where prohibited.
Many will enter, few will win.