This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot looks those gift horses right in the mouth as our spirited sex bloggers take inventory of presents received and distributed.
Can it be that another year passes and I still haven’t fucked Anal Amy? This may call for a resolution.
Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me dispensing advice, donning Hello Kitty and taking a back seat to the sex of others.
Tilda follows my example and puts away the evidence of her perversion before entertaining family.
Lily seeks my advice concerning her relationship with another man.
Eliza recounts the pleasure of fucking her man as I watch.
Lynsey puts me in undies that are just too kawaii for words.
Janie sends me a poem and thinks of me while fucking another man.
Another man . . . you know, come to think of it, there’s a theme here. Looking over all these posts, I realize I don’t get laid in any of them. I would swear I fucked at least one sex blogger last week, but you’d never know it to read the blogs.
Dear Lord. Am I losing my touch?