Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Day Tripper

A suburban mother made another trip to the city. She reports in:

My day of Christmas shopping. (Or at least that is what everyone thinks.)

Gas: $3o (Jesus, these damn gas prices are killing me.)
Parking: $27
Lunch with Jefferson: $30

Fucking Jefferson: Wow, this is my cheapest fuck to date. But boy, was it fucking sweet.

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