Monday, September 18, 2006

Fleshbot and Silver Linings

Sometimes things don’t go your way. This week, my Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot highlights tales of times when the shit hits the fan.

But you know, it’s worth keeping out an eye for silver linings.

Thanks to those of you who have already responded to my Naked Appeal. My friends at Condomania offered to send a bright shiny box of a dozen condoms for the cause. I’m ever grateful, of course. Twelve condoms should get us through a lazy afternoon around these parts.

What we need are buckets of condoms. Cartloads. Truckloads.

You can help to keep it all safe by making your own contributions via the Condomania link at the bottom of this page, or the Intimate Gifts link at left. They know how to get your gifts to us. Remember, you support One Life, Take Two every time you make a purchase from affiliates via this site.

My pockets were stuffed with condoms as Viviane, Selina and I returned from Dark Odyssey last night, even as the remaining campers were settling into the final night of carousing. It was hard to leave our new friends, but, you know, real life called.

Or rather, it called most of us. We left Marcus behind.

I waved goodbye to my boyfriend as he stood near the hot tub, wearing only skimpy underwear and a bright award ribbon. His naked attendants waved back to me before helping Marcus away on his crutches.

Award? Crutches?

Oh, that’s a long story.


Anonymous said...

Hop to it babe! You can't leave us in suspense for too long!

It'd be just cruel!

Viviane said...

"It's 11:00, I'm going to Nina's Cocksucking workshop!

OK...I'll be at Sex Magic, but tell me what I missed!

...No wait, I can't. I'll be up at the Ampitheater, being rubbed down with Dr. Bronner's and massage oil, then having sex!

..OK, but later I promised to flog ____..."

I am so tired.

Anonymous said...

You are such a tease.

Lolita said...

Or rather, it called most of us. We left Marcus behind.

Don't worry, he was in good hands.

Anonymous said...

You know, I was going to note something along the lines of "Ah! The suspense!" and then I realized I've been left in MUCH more blue-ballsing situations via the sex blogs. So I'll be patient and wait for the fabulous stories I'm sure are to come.

raven said...

Never pegged you for the coy type to drag out the suspense. Ah well... I can be patient as you already are aware.