Thursday, November 15, 2007

HNT



I read a lot of sex blogs—heck, it’s my job—and there are certain features common to many that I find amusing. One is “Half-Naked Thursday” (or HNT), in which exhibitionists take the opportunity to show off some flesh.

I’ve never considered participating in that tradition. My life requires me to be guarded about my identity, and anyway, it’s probably more interesting that you don’t know what I look like when you imagine me having sex. I’m surely way hotter in your imagination.

But now and then, I think it’s a shame that I deny you my feet, because my feet are really all that and a bag of nail clippings. Look at those long prehensile toes, that abundant Hallux, that elegant Morton’s toe . . . how can I deny these to you?

If you would care to be photographed with such extraordinary feet, grab your pedicure kit and drop a line.

13 comments:

Eden said...

Umm, dude, hello?

I am the quintessential female foot fetishist. I will totally let you fondle my bare naked body with your feet. And I'm always ready for my close up too! ^.^

norby said...

Nice toes. Nice and long. Kind of makes me wonder what your fingers look like, cause I like long fingers on a fella.

eeeep! said...

That totally makes me tingle.

MsBehavn said...

Who would've though feet could generate such a vast amount of interest? It must be all those Pisceans!

Viviane said...

You cropped it too soon, leaving out that pretty ankle.

Little Piggies said...

The hands are fantastic. The feet can be very dangerous when he's sleepy, thrashy, snorey and unclipped.

Kismet said...

I agree your feet are nice,and your hands are fantastic...hell everything about you is fabulous!!!

Gina said...

Oh my god, I think thats MY Vagina!

Lynsey said...

I wish it were mine! God I've become such a who-wa.

Jefferson said...

Now, Gina, you know that ain't so. Let's not play "Identify the Mystery Vagina." The name of the game is "Admire the Attributed Foot."

Desire X said...

I don't want to alarm you, but I think someone has attached a moist-heat seeking device to your Morton's toe. It seems to have firmly honed in on Gina's vagina.

Have you had any recent 'wandering toe' incidents?

I understand that moist-heat seeking toes are especially sensitive to good Italian food and red wine. As a matter of fact, it's long been believed that it was a 'wandering toe' incident that led to the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
Not for nuttin', but I thought you should know.


PS. i O u Chicken. Sorry.

Her

norby said...

Typical Jefferson, doesn't want the attention taken away from him! :o)

Gina said...

Dear OLTT Community,

I apologize for my lying lies. That is NOT my Vagina.

Yours,
Gina