Friday, October 26, 2007

Fleshbot and Guest DJ

This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot takes a deep breath, screws up its courage and knocks on the door for first dates. Some people dread them, but I’m rather fond of first dates. Perhaps that’s because my first dates tend to involve sex, but judging by this week’s roundup, this is not entirely anomalous.

Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me with lesbians and pizza, but alas, no beer.

Lily continues her adventures in lesbianism with sassy Anna Smash. In a round of musical beds, she winds up with Anna’s boyfriend after I blow him and inadvertently blow his gaskets.

Bridget dons her fluffsmut hat to once again confuse me concerning things we may or may not have done? Or did we?

Some of you have noticed that I’m posting less frequently. It’s not that I don’t care—now sugar, you know I care—it’s just that I’m busy trying to earn enough for us. If I’m not here, try me over at the Smut Turntable, where I whistle as I work.

This weekend, we try something new at the Smut Turntable as we hand the control room over to a guest DJ. Madeline is on deck, stacking the wax as she spins it old school—as in, junior high school.

Your DJ, age 13

More exciting guest DJs are booked for upcoming weekends, so cancel your autumn and put on your headphones.


Lolita said...

Who could possibly be more exciting than Madeline? I can't imagine!

Anonymous said...

You're cute.

tilda said...

"earn enough for us"... is that an XTC reference you slipped in there?

Mr. Devereux said...

Greetings. A friend, of a friend, of a friend, that fucks another friend told me you highlighted my blog a few weeks ago. So, I just stopped by to say HI, read you a bit and say thanks!

Be a good boy, and if you cant, I wanna hear about it!