Friday, October 19, 2007

Day Tripper

A few days ago, a suburban mother came to the city to see what all the fuss was about. When she returned home, she dropped me a line.

Fuck me skirt: $75
Jefferson's Reserve Bourbon: $45
Train ride: $23
Cab fare: $30

Being Fucked by Jefferson: PRICELESS

The bourbon goes down as smooth as a Connecticut lady.


Douglass said...

After a week..that's it? I'm tuning in for all the great stories. Your fans want more.

elbee said...

Suburban? Mother? Train ride? This doesn't sound like me at all!

Jefferson said...

Elbee, some details have been changed to protect the fact that this post is not about you.