Showing posts with label sex blogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex blogs. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

Dream

Here’s a dream from last night.

I’m on set for a small movie project. The film benefits a charity so major celebrities are donating their talents; still, it is a very amateurish production.

I’m in scene that as an extra, a close up of small group jostled just at some kind of impact. I’m positioned at lower left of two lines standing in on risers. The group is supposed to fall on cue toward me as a gunman enters at right. The shot isn’t working because we fall at uncoordinated rates. As the director breaks to work this out, I suggest that Luna cue us by starting the fall from upper right. As everyone falls toward me, she can scream at noticing the gun. We try this and it works on the first take. The director is pleased with me.

I watch the next shot Denzel Washington stands at an old porcelain sink in his underwear, shaving. Two young girls, acting as his daughters, wear nightgowns and lean on the sink watching their dad’s face. The shot is focused on their faces and his lower torso. Their faces suggest routine morning rituals. Denzel pulls out his penis and pisses in the sink. He runs water and washes his hands. The girls’ expressions remain blasé. He turns to leave the sink. The girls follow. I’m struck by the intimacy of parent/child relationships.

I’m dancing at an after-party following the wrap. The party seems much better organized that the shoot. I notice Mick Jagger is on the dance floor. I try to remain calm thinking: how cool is that I’m dancing near Mick Jagger? As the party ends, Jagger passes me with two women. “See you in Chelsea, then?” he asks me. I don’t know the next destination, so I ask if he has the address. “No, mate, sorry,” he smiles, like Jagger never has things like addresses. He goes where he’s taken and that’s where the party is. They pass and I think, that was a missed opportunity but how cool that Mick Jagger invited me to join. I’m readying to leave when one of the women in his entourage returns to give me an address, smiling.


The last part of the dream was lucid. I’m woken and moan, “Let me dream, I’m dancing with Mick Jagger.”

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Fleshbot and Father's Day

This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot chases the superstitions from a Friday the thirteenth weekend by dropping in on those who get lucky. Apparently all it takes is planning, perseverance and, well, luck.

Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me sharing and being shared, as you do.

The deflowering of Mariella continues with her first public display of affection and her first threesome with the first woman she ever touched, kissed, tasted, and all those fine ways one says howdy to a new friend.

If Janie has anything to say about it, this is the launch of a mutual admiration society—and to think it all began with the passing of notes and cock.

I’m enjoying a fine Father’s Day weekend with the kids. Today we are all hungover from a day at Six Flags with Bridget. She organized the day–long outing and proposed that we attack the park in two groups: she would mind Collie and Lillie, leaving Jason and me to focus on the roller coasters. We would regroup for lunch and rides we could all enjoy together.

Now, as a single dad, I really appreciated the genius of her plan. Without Bridget, the alternative plan might have been to allow Jason to bring a friend so that he could ride the coasters. We would’ve parted company in the morning and regrouped when the park closed. That’s what solo parents do as their kids grow up.

Instead, we big boys were set loose on the park. Jason determined that we should not only ride the coasters, but also ride them in the front seat. This gave us the shared experience of screaming in terror repeatedly, and hours of talking as we stood in lines. Time with a child is my kind of Father’s Day gift.

Even if I wonder what one does when a dreamy teenager jokes about his mother’s pot smoking.

Bridget also had her share of spills and chills with “our” kids.

I’d tell you more now, but Father’s Day calls for a special brunch. And since the kids are calling for food, I’m off to the kitchen.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Fleshbot and Ropes

This week's Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot asks the question that dogs all: what if?

Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find Mariella comparing me favorably to carnage, Tilda examining the carnage my belt did to her thighs, and Wendy enjoying the carnal delights of fisting the new boy at my orgy.

Those you who truly can't get enough of stalking me will find I've made it dirt simple by signing on to Twitter. You can sign up to follow me by subscribing. Now you can read what I am doing (or least, what I'll tell you I'm doing), just when I tell it, one hundred and forty characters at a time.

Just another sliver of my privacy, tweeted to you, dear readers.

Meanwhile, in that spirit, I'll tell you exactly where I am at this moment. I am in Chicago for Shibaricon, where I am learning to be more awesome with ropes. The classes are going well, and darned if I'm not teachable. I'm making good use of my Venus Ropes.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Fleshbot and Another Man

This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot looks those gift horses right in the mouth as our spirited sex bloggers take inventory of presents received and distributed.

Can it be that another year passes and I still haven’t fucked Anal Amy? This may call for a resolution.

Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me dispensing advice, donning Hello Kitty and taking a back seat to the sex of others.

Tilda follows my example and puts away the evidence of her perversion before entertaining family.

Lily seeks my advice concerning her relationship with another man.

Eliza recounts the pleasure of fucking her man as I watch.

Lynsey puts me in undies that are just too kawaii for words.

Janie sends me a poem and thinks of me while fucking another man.

Another man . . . you know, come to think of it, there’s a theme here. Looking over all these posts, I realize I don’t get laid in any of them. I would swear I fucked at least one sex blogger last week, but you’d never know it to read the blogs.

Dear Lord. Am I losing my touch?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Fleshbot and Desire

This week’s Sex Blog Roundup at Fleshbot takes a cup of cocoa, props up its feet on a soft ass, and relaxes with comfort sex—though occasionally of the comfort-right-now-dammit variety. Think Barry White on adrenaline.

Those of you who enjoy stalking me will find me looking good in a sweater, making small talk over lunch, and keeping everyone content at an orgy—well, almost everyone.

Lily and I enjoy introducing each other to our friends. She so enjoyed meeting my crush Anna Smash that she agreed to keep Anna’s sexy boyfriend cozy on a business trip to the city.

Wendy thanks me for keeping my clothes on, for a change.

Janie finds that she can put her lunch hour to productive use so long as she is disciplined.

What do you get when sex bloggers orgy? Why, an orgy of sex blogging! Four reported in from the most recent gathering of my sex parties.

Eden finds Boymeat and his single tail whip before taking me to a quiet corner in order to make one hell of a lot of noise. Later, she compiles a list of cherries she has yet to collect. You know, Eden, you might want to get to work on that—you aren’t getting any younger, dear.

Tilda warmly held my hands—inside her body. Repeatedly.

Orgies can be great fun. They can also leave you feeling insecure, as Jocasta found when her high came crashing down.

The elated Lynsey keeps the ink flying with new sexy stick figures. She’s at a loss for words when shit happens, she’s a fly on the wall overhearing the darnedest things, and she pulls out a dictionary to define a few sex terms new to her experience.

This weekend, the DJ booth at the Smut Turntable is manned by Desire, a young rocker, sex rebel and dumpster-diving chef from down D.C. way. I was eager to get her mind between the ‘phones, given that she’s a musician with a fine flair for smut. She's also one for getting her naked self painted, which goes over big around these parts.



Desire


She’s easy on the eyes, sure, but let’s see how she is on the ears.

Speaking of easy, I could use some of that. This has been some week.

I need a vacation.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Dirtyspoke Awards

The results are in on the Dirtyspoke 2006 Sex Blog Awards!

Yours truly is an also-ran in the categories of Best Sex Blog and Best Male Sex Blog, but then again, yours truly is an also-fan of the winners—Best Sex Blog IlyanaLanai and Best Male Sex Blog Figleaf’s Real Adult Sex. Congrats, Sister Ilyana and Brother Figleaf!

Double congratulations to you, Ilyana, for being the oh-so-sexy Sexiest Sex Blogger. (Figleaf, don’t you never doubt your smoking hot ass. You’ve got my four-one-one, yo.)

Now, with the results in, I guess I’ll just return my rented tuxedo and borrowed jewels before heading home . . . but wait, what’s that? Best Group Sex Blog? Viviane’s Sex Carnival?

Yee-haw! That’s me in the second row, beaming as our doyenne Viviane accepts the award on behalf of her stalwarts. She’s gracious to do so, as we all know she does so much work and deserves so much credit. She makes a great deal happen for anyone concerned with sex blogs, especially those of us lucky enough to know her.

Maybe it’s the victory champagne going to my head, but I’m all verklempt to see Chelsea Girl win Best Female Sex Blog. Mind you, I’ll wipe my tears in time to focus on those pretty dumb things at the podium. Badunkadunk. Oh dang, her brain keeps interfering with the view.

Thanks again, Dirtyspoke, for conceiving the awards. If we’re not still kicking ass in 2007, come kick our asses.

Oh, and say, while you are over at Dirtyspoke, be sure to read coverage on Confessions from an Unmanageable Life, and to hear an excerpt read on Playboy Radio. Those Dirtyspoke gals, I tell you: they have their fingers on the pulse—the best of 2006 and the best of what emerges now.