Showing posts with label bourbon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bourbon. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2007

Day Tripper

A few days ago, a suburban mother came to the city to see what all the fuss was about. When she returned home, she dropped me a line.

Fuck me skirt: $75
Jefferson's Reserve Bourbon: $45
Train ride: $23
Cab fare: $30

Being Fucked by Jefferson: PRICELESS


The bourbon goes down as smooth as a Connecticut lady.