The turn of the new year means the return of my annual birthday gift to you. Each January, I celebrate my birthday by giving away an orgasm for each year of my life, plus one to grow on. I turn forty-six on January seventeenth, which means I’ll dole out forty-seven orgasms between now and the end of the month. I should say at least forty-seven, because it ain’t like I’ll stop just because that goal is reached.
I’ve installed a counter on the sidebar at right to track progress.
The rules are simple. The orgasms will be given in person. Tell me what you want to do and let’s see if we can make it happen. This is a good chance for lurkers to come forward, as getting you off is a fine way for me to get to know you.
If you’re itching to be scratched, email me at onelifetaketwo@gmail.com.
11 comments:
You know I'm in but you really can't count my O's. January is my bithday month too. I'm getting a hood piercing...let's try to work around that?
Happy New Year, xx Warrior K
*g*
You know that's a very tempting offer. If only I were in a position to take you up on that. :)
LOL!
What an awesome concept! It'd be great to have enough people in my life to give 45 away to this month.
I'd love to help you meet & exceed that goal, but I don't see a trip to the city before spring.
Damn.
Oh.
Happy New Year & Happy Birthday in advance, btw.
Now, is that forty-seven orgasms over all, or forty-seven orgasms for forty-seven different people?
For the Orgasm Giveaway, Wendy, I'm not concerned with the number of people, just the total number of orgasms doled out.
Maybe you should switch to the number of people, seeing as you're almost done, and it's way early. And I've already claimed a bunch...
Haha, smalls may be right. You do have that thing you do where you give people lots of orgasms. You could be done in a week!
Wow, Jefferson, what a fantasy! Me, I'll have to think where and to whom to give away 45 orgasms come (cum?) this July! ;-)
I suppose it wouldn't be fair if I joined in. I'm multi-orgasmic, and I wouldn't want to deprive other people of free orgasms. :P
Hop in, Lauren. I can use a ringer.
i am glad i could help your O count! my pussy thanks you for a wonderful "sex brunch" tuesday and my tummy thanks u for the espresso. i love that i threw fractions into the count. normally i'd say round it up to the nearest whole number but since i had 2.5 O's, i'll stick with 2 as a fair final tally.
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