This week my feet take a star turn in the Photo of the Week at the website of Barbara Nitke, photographer to the perverted. She set up a studio at Dark Odyssey in September and kept snapping as campers took turns before her lenses.
I was passing by, innocently making my way to the dungeon, when my new pal Rascal drew me into a photo shoot. I liked Rascal. He didn’t get the memo that I can’t be topped or that my nipples are a no-fly zone, so he simply followed his instincts and made earrings of my ankles. Don’t ask about the nipples. Ain’t he fierce?
Also featured are my new clam diggers, a handover from a girlfriend the memo that my ass is hottest in girl jeans.
Thanks, Barbara!
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Sorry, I blacked out for a second.
Woah!
Forget your feet and clam diggers. When can I be under Rascal?
Wa Wa Weee wah!
I love this picture--the pure joy and the cute jeans. Very funny and sexy. And the look on Rascal's face--it would appear as though he's on a roller coaster!
This is a great pic Jefferson but I think those of us who unfortunately don't live in New York also need to see exactly what your ass looks like in girly-jeans.
1. v. hott. Rascal doesn't look like the kind of guy that reads memos. More like the type that says fuck memos, lets fuck!
2. I would say abolish boy jeans if it weren't for cowboys and those little pockets inside the big pockets that hold your change for you. Girls don't get those.
3. Where'd the tunes go, man?
You know Jefferson, you and I fit the same sizes, I have a pair of jeans that just might fit you.
I must ask: Who got Sir Richard Branson to pose? Or is it a left over of a blackmail scheme that went public? (He's a notorious self-promoter...so maybe that's the thing).
Mr. Upton Ogood
Wow, that guy looks like fun.
Nipples are a no fly zone? Psssh.
Mmmmmmm, mmm Rascal and Jefferson.
When I saw that set on Barbara's computer, I said that was the pic of the night.
Are you sure it was really sex camp? It looks a little like a howdown to me. Since when did you pick up square dancing?
I was just about to ask if Rascal is from a sister twang state to yours.
Cue Banjo Solo.
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