Sunday, January 27, 2008
Humanity Falls Into Chaos
One of the most awesome things about sex with straight boys is hearing "the talk" afterwards. The talk usually includes the phrases "yeah, it felt good, but it was weird," "that was hot, but, dude, you know, I'm not gay," and, if you are lucky, "so, you're not telling anybody, right?"
I hate to tell you how often I heard the talk back in high school.
But even I never garnered the phrase "if guys start fucking each other, then all of the sudden, humanity falls into chaos." This fellow's boyfriend in Queens must be really, really amazing if his catastrophic blowjobs can threaten civilization as we know it.
Can someone give him my number?