Thursday, January 12, 2006

Perverts' Cookbook

What’s for dinner?

Oh, that nagging question. It has dogged us since the dawn of time, and it will be on your mind again tonight.

Now, there’s a place you can go for ideas. You can learn to eat as the perverts do.

A bunch of us realized that we blog about food with some frequency, and so we decided to compile some of our favorite recipes in a new blog, The Perverts Cookbook.

Here you can find recipes for some of the fine eats mentioned in our sex stories, along with links back to the original tales.

Take a look and let us know what you think.

Bon appetit!

On another note: my birthday is next week.

Longtime readers—and those who skim my Archives for last January—know that last year I treated myself to a week of wall-to-wall sex. I was helped along in this undertaking by about twenty of my closest friends and, as always, the kindness of strangers.

Along the way, I even broke my bed--and not for the last time.

My challenge now is this: I pretty much have sex every day that I have the opportunity to do so. So how do I keep my wall-to-wall week creative and distinctive?

If you have ideas—or if you’d care to take part in the festivities—please feel free to comment below, or to contact me directly.

Bon anniversaire a moi!


Viviane said...

I don't know...

live boy? dead girl? Bigfoot? (He's hot for you!)

We know what you did in 2006, but what's on the wish list for 2006?

Tell, tell!

Mark said...

I'm sure it will involve naked wrestling, Maker's Mark, slapping, spanking, rope, cockrings, lube, midgets, roast duck meat, offerings to Caligula, and a half eaten hunk of Brie cheese - and that's just the 1st half hour. I hope to join in a some point.

rose said...

my sweet j.....i will offer myself in any way you see fit to use me....i was thinking, if there's anything you particularly wish for i will be happy to supply...if not, there's always that gang of buds cock sucking.......

Viviane said...

Oh, Marky Mark, save the last dance for me. ;-D

Jaded said...

A week of wall to wall public sex? Think about it.

Meg said...

well lucky me, i didin't even have to go out of my way to be included in the week of festivities.

pennsylvania is waiting eagerly to welcome you back. i'll try to keep the cats from going too nuts, but they love ANY male i bring home.

introspectre said...
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introspectre said...

Wow- has it been a year since you blew my mind with that tale?

Oh my. How time does fly when we're having fun.

Hmm. I opt for photographic evidence myself, but that's just for my own selfish lustful purposes.

Madeline Glass said...

"The gypsy woman told my mother
Before I was born
Y'got a boy child a-comin'
Gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty womens
Jump and shout
Then the world wanna know
What this all about
But you know I'm him
Everybody knows I'm him
Well you know I'm the hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I'm him"

damn, i loves me some muddy' i loves me some you.

happy birthday, hoochie coochie man.

Viviane said...

You say it's your birthday!
It's my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

j said...

i guess i posted a happy b-day on teh wrong post.

oh well..

HAPPY B-DAY my friend!

granted, we have already talked and all that.

but you be sure to let me know if you need me and my cock to join in...but of course, you already know that.

ha...hope you are banging your nutsack off, not might enjoy that actually.

take it easy man